![]() Number 9: From Friday the 13th – Jeannine Taylor – “Marcie Cunningham”Īt number 9 a franchise and genre wide standard was set by little Marcie Cunningham. How Kane Hodder had the ability to expose just enough of Adrienne’s underboob while manhandling her to the sink full of cryo freeze just in time to dip her face in before smashing it against the counter-top and tossing her hollowed husk of a head to the side, is beyond me. ![]() If I was tech savvy, I’d use the popular gif of her death for her image. Her apperance is brief, but it will stay with you for a long time. Kristi Angus sports one of the cooler half sweaters while also managing to find herself on the wrong end of arguable one of the coolest kills in franchise history. Number 10: From Jason X – Kristi Angus – “Adrienne” Jason and that is why she lands at number 11 on our list. There are two things I find interesting about Monica Keena’s performance as Lori in Freddy vs. That something is Monica Keena’s wonderful assets. Jason is the worst film in both franchises, hell, the history of cinema even, but I won’t. I could write a whole essay on why I think Freddy vs. But upon it’s home video release it fell out of favor with me. Jason is one of those flicks that I ate up when it first hit the theaters. Jason – Monica Keena – “Lori Campbell”įreddy vs. sports one of the most metal deaths in the entire series when she gets her brains bashed in by her own Flying-V axe. A character that feels like a cross between Lita Ford and Joan Jett, J.J. lacks in common sense while traversing the bowels of the boat, she makes up for in sexy pleather and a hot pink top. Saffron Henderson plays metal-head J.J., a guitar virtuoso that is looking for bitchin’ spots aboard the ship to film her music video. And I never said the boobs had to make a special guest appearance in the flick. Like I said, I hold no prejudice to the boobs. doesn’t even get nekkid!” RIGHT?!! Get used to it, gentle reader. Number 12: From Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan – Saffron Henderson – “J.J. So feel free to share your own list with us over at the Facebook page, or by emailing the show at. And this is very much based on my own personal taste. Now, again, I love and respect all breasts in this series, and life in general. Hypothetically if someone was in a pinch, they could gaze upon this list and make an educated guess on where to go in the series to unload some stress. I’ve decided to narrow it down to the top 12 pairs with one catch. So four years later I think I’ve figured out how to pull this off, no pun intended, to where I could forge this list and not catch any flack. Before you email me or the show, just remember this: I LOVE BOOBS. How can you pass judgement when they are all so great? Who do I think I am? I swear I am not a misogynist. I first came up with the idea for this list four years ago, but I found it insanely difficult to accomplish. I hold no prejudice toward any class of mammaries. From natures true intentions for the breast, up to rapidly google searching the perfect pair whilst in the bathroom to aid in a quick release, boobs are the most wonderful things ever created. Now before I continue let me say that I love all boobs. Men, women, and children of all ages know that the infamous hockey masked slasher is synonymous with stiff nippled cups of all shapes and sizes. While some stay hidden behind a nice cotton top or slinky bikini, others are allowed to come out of hiding to share in the scares. Many breasts have appeared in the series over the years. Oh boobies, how you’re a cornerstone of the Friday franchise. When I think of the Friday the 13th series, three things come to mind: Camp Counselors (which only appear in the first, second, and sixth installments), inventive kills, and boobs. ![]() Enjoy! Be sure to check out the plethora of new podcast episodes as well! Earlier this year, Jeremy Morrison of the Acid Pop Cult Podcast ( sat down to pound out (sorry for the pun) one of the most controversial lists ever created - ‘The Top 12 Boobs of The Friday The 13th Series.’ As Halloween rapidly approaches, we figured we would revisit the list and provide you with some “eye candy” for the spookiest of seasons! The list is obviously not safe for work but perfect for this quiet nights alone. ![]()
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